GoonDying Company's Product Manager: The Dark Truth of Corporate Humor
As a product manager, have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes of a struggling company? Do you think that the people behind the scenes are doing everything they can to turn things around, or are they just trying to survive until the inevitable collapse?
The harsh truth of corporate humor
In this interview, a product manager shares the dark truth of what it's like to work at a dying company. From manipulating customer satisfaction ratings to creating a sense of stability, the company is doing everything it can to stay afloat.
The Art of Delaying the Inevitable
Meetings are a staple of corporate life, but in this company, they're a way to delay the inevitable. The product manager explains that meetings are a way to talk about how busy everyone is, and then rush off to the next meeting late. It's all about creating a sense of urgency, even when there's no real sense of direction.
The art of delaying the inevitable
The Customer is Always Last
In a normal company, the customer is the top priority. But in this dying company, the customer is an afterthought. The product manager explains that customer happiness is always the lowest priority, and that security is always the highest priority. The company is more concerned with protecting itself than with helping its customers.
Customer happiness is low priority
The Endgame
So, what's the endgame for this company? Is it a turnaround, or is it a slow march towards bankruptcy? The product manager is honest about the company's chances, and it's not pretty.
In conclusion, the life of a product manager at a dying company is not an easy one. From manipulating customer satisfaction ratings to creating a sense of stability, the company is doing everything it can to stay afloat. But in the end, it's all just a delaying tactic, and the inevitable collapse is always looming.
